J i m ' s  J o k e s

So you're really interested in finding out more about us? You should really get back to work!

That said, here it is:

Many moons ago in a land not so far from here, I was working for the man. I know, it sucked. Anyway, one of my responsibilities was maintaining a tiny mail server. In my spare time I set it up to handle a mailing list called Jims Jokes. The list started as just a bunch of people that I normally forwarded jokes and dirty pictures to. Within a matter of months, there were thousands of subscribers to the list. I know on the first page of this site, it says that the list killed the mail server. That's a fib. But the mail server did die one night and consequently, so did the list.

Several moons later, I found myself unemployed. No, not because I was screwing around on the Internet all day! That's why you're gonna get fired. The company I worked for was gobbled up by a bigger fish and I was left with my... mouse in my hand.

Being quite the Internet savvy guy I was, I decided to start my own business writing e-commerce sites for the needy, OK, the in need with money to spend, and small businesses. Unfortunately, there wasn't a line of people knocking down my virtual door so I had some extra time on my hands.

I eventually reached the end of the Internet. Rather than starting over from the beginning, I tried thinking of new ideas and inventions and ways to make myself rich beyond my wildest dreams. Of course, none of that crap really worked out. Finally, I remembered that old joke list I used to run and came up with a killer idea. Why not put up a website to act as a joke repository until I can get that list started again? So I went to town writing this site. Then I had a thought. Hey, it happens! What the hell do I need that list for? I could just do the site and save myself a lot of heartburn.

JimsJokes.net was born.

Obviously, laughing my ass off doesn't pay the mortgage or even cover the costs of maintaining the site. You guessed it, I had another idea. I know some people who run this awesome marketing company. They don't like me enough to fire up a marketing campaign to push this site, but they let me sign up to be an affiliate. That's why you see all the survey ads all over the site. As it says on the first page of this site, all the ads are legit and those companies will pay you for completing their surveys or whatever. No spyware, no viruses or virii or whatever the plural is, and no BS. Even better than that, they'll pay me if you complete their surveys. So click away on those suckers! Please.